the third sex

O’s eyes opened wide and her sweet little rosebud of a mouth dropped open

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I had an email from a member during the week saying that he and his wife were coming to Bangkok and they would be looking for a ladyboy for some three-way fun. I found that a very refreshing request, somehow. I particularly liked the way in which the man’s wife is keen to find out about ladyboys, and in the fact they are both clearly intrigued by the beauty and eroticism of the third sex.

This is not the first time I’ve been asked for advice on this matter, but it doesn’t happen very often. The more usual request is from members who say they are coming to Thailand with their wives and how can they make a quick connection with a ladyboy while the missus is out shopping.

That is okay by me, and I help wherever I can. Over the years I have seen so many married couples trudging through Patpong, with the husband looking obediently straight ahead and the wife wearing a grim “I’m being very broad-minded about this but you’ll get hell from me later if I see you enjoying yourself, my hubby” expression that I’m always happy when the poor wretch makes a temporary break for it.

Although I wrote on this page the other day that ladyboys are not into other ladyboys and they are not into girls either, it is not too difficult if you go into the bars to find a ladyboy who will put on a lesbian display with a friend, or go with a male-female couple. You simply have to ask the mamasan, who will know what all of her charges are capable of doing.

From there, of course, it is up to you and the individual ladyboy. If she is in full working order, then anything should be possible. Too much hormone intake however can easily rob her of the ability to really get it up, although understanding and a little gentle coercian can often overcome this. Failing that, Viagra is easily available in Bangkok, and the offer of a tab might resolve the problem. Although, of course, if you have any qualms about offering someone medication, don’t even think about it.

But, I stress, check it out first to avoid disappointment. I remember asking Schoolgirl O if she had ever made love to a genetic girl. O’s eyes opened wide and her sweet little rosebud of a mouth dropped open.

“No!” she gasped, in much the same way she might have responded if I had asked her if she had ever assassinated a member of the Thai government.

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.Here is another story from Sergeant Shameless in which, I am sad to say, he fully lives up to his name.

“Ladyboys are like beer. The first time you have one, it tastes weird. So, you have a few more and you get hooked on the stuff.

I earned my “shameless” badge because of my wild antics with ladyboys (and ladies!). But it was not always like that. Today, I would like to tell you about my first ladyboy experience, which was not exactly fireworks but opened the door into a new experience realm (and not just sexual experience).

Like many a farang, I had been going to Bangkok to indulge in two-girl body massages, beer counter blowjobs, Thermae longtimes, and, for a while, even had a proper Thai real lady girlfriend (who made more money than me). Like many a straight farang, I openly dismissed ladyboys as gayish freaks-of-nature and cringed at the thought of inadvertently hooking up with one of the totally passable post-ops.

Yet, at the same time I could not help but be intrigued by the ladyboys. In my forays into Nana Plaza, I used to stare across from the now-closed Woodstock at the Casanova ladyboys, and eventually was enticed into their bar. In those days, they would openly play with their cocks and mine and shove their plastic tits on my face to lick. But, in the end, I would pay for a couple of lady drinks and leave alone.

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. . . . . . . …Dee: A bit bashful

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.Ladyboys are not into other ladyboys. I have only ever known of a couple of genuine ladyboy “lesbian” relationships, because ladyboys consider themselves female and they are into guys, not other ladyboys or for that matter, girls.

Fixing up a ladyboy lesbian shoot is therefore not always that easy. Some will do it simply because you ask, and that’s okay by me. But getting any real combustion going when you are taking the shots is something else entirely.

A while back I set up a shoot with Bea. I wanted to take some pictures of her with Toffee, but Toffee and she are roommates and therefore friends, and both nearly died of embarrassment when it came to the action.

Then I asked Bea if she would do it again with another friend, and she said she couldn’t do it with people she knew. A stranger would be okay. So I brought along Dee, and the two sat in my apartment and eyed each other up rather warily, then I took them off somewhere else and the shoot went okay. But it was pure sex – the kissing and hugging I also wanted to capture just didn’t happen.

A similar thing happened when I got Talisha and Jessica together. Again, these were roommates. They also happened to be the two of the most spectacularly endowed ladyboys on the Bangkok scene. They were happy to pose for the camera, and there was a little sex play, but play was all it was. Nonetheless, I was really happy with the set. With those two ladies, it would have been difficult to go wrong.

This shyness extends to ladyboys seeing each other naked. When I took Pat’s photos recently, she was terrified that her two friends Cherie and Ann, who had come with her, would catch a glimpse of her undressed. The door had to be firmly shut all the time.

However, I next did a shoot of Cherie, who is one of my favourite models. She isn’t so shy. Halfway through she went prancing out into the room totally nude, much to the amusement of the other two. She had a red feather boa, and danced around the room and out onto the balcony with the thing wrapped around her gorgeous little body. I found the whole episode very erotic, and Cherie clearly enjoyed herself.

But then the other day I did a video shoot of Dee, another girl who has a spectacular cock. On this occasion I brought along my maid’s son Ek, a fledgling ladyboy, to handle the video lights. I dressed Dee in a college girl’s uniform, and got busy with the video camera.

As the shoot progressed, I got more and more annoyed by the fact that Dee was covering up her dick with her hand. Then I turned round, and realised that Ek was standing behind me, admiring Dee’s erection. I couldn’t bundle him out of the room, because he was there to shift the lights around.

In the end, I lost my patience with Dee. Look, I said, this is a movie. I am trying to film your cock. How do you expect me to do it if you keep covering the f*@!&*g thing up?

“Sorry,” she said “I very shy.”

I got the video done in the end, but I had to throw away an awful lot of footage when I was editing the thing.

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Photographing ladyboys can be a dangerous job, you know. Oh yes it can.

The other day I decided to take some pictures of a ladyboy jerking off while I lay on the floor, so that I could try and get some shots of a spurt of cum heading for the camera lens. I made myself comfortable by placing a pillow on the floor, and then I lay at full length underneath her.

Ready when you are, I called out.

This is a ladyboy who can really deliver a load, so I waited in anticipation. I saw that she was about to cum, and I watched eagerly to try and capture the exact moment. She shot straight into my left eye.

Now, this might have been amusing, but if you have ever had cum in your eye you will know it is very painful. The stuff smarts like blazes. I got my pictures, yes, but at the expense of a bloodshot eye.

It could have been worse. A couple of days after, I took some pictures of a ladyboy with a dildo pushed up her bottom. It looked really good. But a dildo (or a dick, of course) can have an unfortunate effect when pushed up the bum. What’s that? I cried, somewhat unnecessarily, as a brown goo emerged hot on the heels of the dildo.

At least she was laying on the bed, and not standing over me, I mused, as an embarrassed ladyboy headed for the bathroom.

A few weeks ago I was on my knees, getting some closeups of a particularly impressive cock. I got really close. Then I felt a firm hand pushing at the back of my head, and when I opened my mouth to protest I felt something really hot and hard pushed halfway down my throat. She thought it was hilarious.

I could go on. The time I received Talisha’s dick in my eye, as I was shooting a closeup. With a dick the size of Talisha’s, I was lucky to have an eye left. The time I inadvertently swallowed a load, when I was just giving a little oral stimulation to a model to make her dick look hard and shiny. And the time I got a load up my left nostril when I was using the macro lens.

Yep, it’s a tough job. Sorry, no vacancies.

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I knew that I had met Gow before, and I was sure I had taken her picture. But I couldn’t remember when or where, and I couldn’t find her when I flipped back quickly through the site. Oh well. I really liked her, with her cheeky little smile. Gow is a student but works in a store part-time.

There are two hundred pictures of Gow on the main site. Click here to visit