the third sex

“Cock me up too!” She said

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Anyone who reads this blog on a regular basis will know that I have a number of thoroughly disreputable friends. The fact that they are such good friends probably says much about myself, come to think about it. A particularly rampant pal, who goes by the name of Jodahunta, was in town a few weeks back, and regailing me with some of his more lurid stories. How would you like to write that down and send it to me, I asked. I didn’t think he would. But he did. So here is the first of Jodahunta’s adventures. He has threatened to send more, and they will appear in due course.

I have such a clear recollection of my adventure with Ae that it seems like just a few months ago, even though it was back in 2005. I will never forget how she came out of her sister’s bar to meet me on Soi 22 because I couldn’t find the place by myself. All legs and bare midriff, a skimpy blouse tied at the bust and the shortest shorts you ever saw!!

We went back into the bar and had some drinks and chatted and got to know each other. We played pool with a couple of the GGs in the bar. I was horny and letting her know it and she was loving it. At one point I leaned against her and let her feel the rock-hard tool in my pants. She laughed and whispered in my ear: “Cock me up too!”… Up ??? Mine was ready to explode! We decided to go to the movies with her gay brother and one of the GGs but I sent her home to change first…I have little shame (perhaps none at all!) but somehow couldn’t see myself walking with her through The Emporium in those shorts. As it was, even with her dressed in more “modest” attire, we turned every head in the mall. I remember the restaurant falling almost silent as we sashayed through!
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Photographing ladyboys can be a dangerous job, you know. Oh yes it can.

The other day I decided to take some pictures of a ladyboy jerking off while I lay on the floor, so that I could try and get some shots of a spurt of cum heading for the camera lens. I made myself comfortable by placing a pillow on the floor, and then I lay at full length underneath her.

Ready when you are, I called out.

This is a ladyboy who can really deliver a load, so I waited in anticipation. I saw that she was about to cum, and I watched eagerly to try and capture the exact moment. She shot straight into my left eye.

Now, this might have been amusing, but if you have ever had cum in your eye you will know it is very painful. The stuff smarts like blazes. I got my pictures, yes, but at the expense of a bloodshot eye.

It could have been worse. A couple of days after, I took some pictures of a ladyboy with a dildo pushed up her bottom. It looked really good. But a dildo (or a dick, of course) can have an unfortunate effect when pushed up the bum. What’s that? I cried, somewhat unnecessarily, as a brown goo emerged hot on the heels of the dildo.

At least she was laying on the bed, and not standing over me, I mused, as an embarrassed ladyboy headed for the bathroom.

A few weeks ago I was on my knees, getting some closeups of a particularly impressive cock. I got really close. Then I felt a firm hand pushing at the back of my head, and when I opened my mouth to protest I felt something really hot and hard pushed halfway down my throat. She thought it was hilarious.

I could go on. The time I received Talisha’s dick in my eye, as I was shooting a closeup. With a dick the size of Talisha’s, I was lucky to have an eye left. The time I inadvertently swallowed a load, when I was just giving a little oral stimulation to a model to make her dick look hard and shiny. And the time I got a load up my left nostril when I was using the macro lens.

Yep, it’s a tough job. Sorry, no vacancies.

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