the third sex

I was taking a set of photographs of a ladyboy a couple of weeks ago, and we had arrived at the wanking sequence. She had a good, strong dick and I was hopeful of a good result. She didn’t disappoint me. She spurted all over the place: starting with a fine spray, the second jet went all over her tummy and filled her belly-button, while big splashes landed on the sheet next to her.

“I sorry!” she gasped. “Make big mess!”

I told her I didn’t mind one bit. As she lay there recovering I watched her cum change colour from milky white to translucent, and watched as it ran in a rivulet down her side to make a further puddle on the sheet. The air was fragrant with cum, that odd aroma that seems to fall somewhere between the juice of the fresh coconut and a bottle of household cleaner.

I ran my index finger along her stomach and then popped it into my mouth. Delicious! I said. She giggled. Then she stood up to go to the bathroom, and I made her stand in front of me for a moment or two so that I could lick a few more drops off her belly and from her soaked pubic hairs. Then, with some reluctance I let her go, and she disappeared into the bathroom, her wet dick swaying between her legs as she walked.

There is something so sensuous about a ladyboy shooting a big, white-hot load. You watch as the tummy muscles contract, as the dick becomes redder and harder, and then at the great whoosh as semen goes everywhere. Then there is the post-cum time, when your companion is laying back and you watch her dick slowly subsiding, laying limp and exhausted on her wet tummy.

Of course, if you get to swallow the stuff, so much the better. A ladyboy with a clean-living lifestyle (no booze, smoking or drugs, minimal red meat and junk food, and lots of water and fresh fruit) will deliver a hot creamy nutty-flavoured load that has salty, acidic overtones and sometimes a high-note of chlorine.

The flavour also seems to change depending on frequency. I remember one occasion with a ladyboy who shot such a bitter load that I almost shot it out again. Then she told me it was the fifth time that day she had cum. So I was getting the dregs. I would have been more impressed if the previous four occasions had been with me, but it was some other lucky bloke, and I didn’t ask her round again.

A ladyboy on hormones will produce less and it will also affect the colour and consistency, producing a colourless glutinous fluid that is considerably less exciting. A ladyboy who doesn’t take hormones but who has a naturally small delivery will nonetheless have her own attraction because rather than tackling a great mouthful, you become aware of only a subtle change in flavour, from warm flesh to warm cum, and of her dick softening up.

A massive cummer can, on the other hand, be somewhat alarming, as you frantically swallow to prevent yourself choking. This is especially the case if you are lying on your back. Best get on top with those girls, and savour the huge mouthful before letting it slip down.

It is a very interesting subject! But for those who stick only to genetic girls, they will never experience it. Ladyboy lovers are the lucky ones.

“I don’t do this very often,” she said. She was on her hands and knees on the bed. She smeared her bottom with KY Jelly, and then taking me gently in hand, guided me into position. I heard her give a little gasp as I eased my way in gently. I reached down and wrapped my hand round her cock, which hardened up straight away. For a minute or so I pulled gently at it, then as she gave a little cry it went soft and wet in my hand. A few moments later the earth moved and then I lay beside her, she flat on her tummy and me on my back, slightly down the bed so that I could carry on gazing at those pale bottom cheeks.

Fucking a ladyboy up the bum is so deliriously exciting that the very thought of it, wherever I happen to be, makes me go hot. I travel overseas a great deal, once a month on average, and it’s always the same. As soon as I land in another country the ladyboy fantasies begin to well up in my mind, the stiff little cocks and the willing little bottoms and the shy little smiles, and I can’t wait to get back to Bangkok. I am usually on the phone when I’m in the taxi heading out of Suvarnabhumi Airport, and by the early evening I’m gazing at the most perfect little bottom cheeks…

This urge to penetrate someone’s rectum is a bit odd, I have to admit. Genetic girls don’t usually like it, figuring with complete justification that they have something else much better suited to the job. Boys of course will do it, if they have a mind to, but I’m not interested in boys. Ladyboys however are built for it.

You have naturally to be gentle, because it is so easy to cause damage when you go blundering in. I have seen a great many wrecked anuses amongst the bar workers. You can never use too much KY. Also you have to go in slowly, to allow the muscles to relax . Once in, however, it is so deliciously tight. Often too tight to slide in and out, as with vaginal sex. But personally, for me, it’s as much about the visual appeal. A ladyboy with her bottom in the air and oneself embedded in the centre of it is breathtaking. A ladyboy on her back, her knees drawn up and her bottom hole looking like a small pussy, is also breathtaking. A ladyboy on her side…I could go on…

Those who follow my photosets will know that I like to get really close up to a ladyboy’s bottom, and to get her to part her cheeks and her cute little hole. This is intensely exciting for me, no matter how many times I do it. I often find, when I play the pictures back on the screen, that I have far more than I need.

I was photographing a most gorgeous little bottom a few days ago. I put down the camera, and ran my hands over the soft, warm honey-brown cheeks. The ladyboy who owned the bottom gave a little giggle and wriggle. “You want me?” she asked. I parted her cheeks and looked at the perfect little opening. I touched it with my lips, watching it dilate like a shy little flower. I explored gently with my finger. Tight, but with KY and a little finger-exercise there would probably be no difficulty.

But…”We have to finish the pictures,” I said. And I reluctantly picked up the camera. About 15 minutes later, she shot a hot white load, and after that she had lost interest in sex and she wanted to go and meet a friend. But she will be back.

A friend in town last weekend satisfied a lifetime’s ambition and took a set of photographs of a nude girl. “I’ve always wanted to do this,” he crowed, producing his laptop and running through the pictures for my delectation. They were good looking pictures, as he has just bought the latest top-of-the-line Canon camera, and he had borrowed my studio lights for the session. The girl was attractive, a factory worker in her late 20s.

I watched as he flipped through the pictures. Nice teasing expression on the girl’s face, a coy look as she unbuttoned her blouse, then she slipped her pants off and we had some close-ups of her pussy. All very nice, except for one thing.

“She doesn’t have a cock,” I said. “Some deformity, surely?”

He burst out laughing. “You’ve been photographing ladyboys for too long,” he said. “You’ve forgotten what real girls look like. Here – this is more to your liking.”

He flipped on to some pictures he had taken of the girl on her hands and knees, with her beautiful bum in the air and the cute little hole ready and waiting.

“Now you’re talking,” I said.

The thing about taking ladyboy pictures is that once the pants come down the fun really starts. You have a beautiful girl who has a cock. If she has a good big stiff one, the sheer photographic adventure starts here. The girl lying on her back with her dick in the air. The juxtaposition in the same frame of female face and erect cock. The use of a macro lens to give a huge close-up of a pink glans. The girl playing with her cock, teasing, and eventually wanking to shoot out a lovely sticky load…that’s what it’s all about.

A genetic girl with her pants down is, of course, also immensely exciting. But she can’t do what a ladyboy can do. And once you have taken a few photos of a GG’s pussy, you are scratching your head wondering what else to do. Of course, there is plenty you can do that will produce exciting photos…but it’s more of the same.

A set of ladyboy pictures works towards a natural climax, visually and physically. And with a good cummer, I also like to take lots of photos of the aftermath: the semen spread all over her belly, forming a puddle in her tummy-button, running down onto the sheets, and the dick slowly subsiding. GGs can’t do that!

As I’ve said on this blog before, I have no problem at all with GGs and I have photographed a good many nude ones in my time. It’s just that…well…something is missing…..

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One of the best things about being me is that I get some fascinating emails. Apart from the pure salacious, the downright adventurous and sometimes the absolutely hilarious, I also get some very thought provoking and informative correspondence. The writer of this item, who prefers to remain completely anonymous, has certainly taught me some facts I did not know. My thanks go to him for sharing this information.

One of the best reasons to visit Thailand is to meet ladyboys and what better to whet the appetite and sharpen the senses than the exceptional detail of Captain Outrageous’s photo galleries? There are so many views of each model and outstanding photographic attention paid to the exotic Thai cocks in all their states, shapes and sizes. No site I’ve seen pays such homage, so well, to the Thai male member.

However, a quick dip into ethnic sexology, which has quite a wealth of scientific info on the internet, seasoned with a dash of anthropology is also fun. Bizarre practises, ancient fetishes and big regional variations in sexual expression didn’t start with the Swinging Sixties. One of my favourites is the impossibly exotic Victorian explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton who spoke 19 languages, translated the Kama Sutra from Sanskrit and was said to personally sample every tribe or race, both male and female, he ever encountered.

Like most Easterners, Thais fit into the ’smaller’ category of cock – a sizing chart where Africans reign and Europeans come second. Not to say you cannot find some really ‘big’ ladyboys but those with fetishes for the gigantic will have a longer search in the East. And one is not talking relative size, since Thais are often short in body anyway.

Africans also have the longest, most tapered foreskins, the ‘aposthion’ so admired by the ancient (and bi-sexual) Greeks. Eastern Asians have the shortest foreskins and, as a glance in the galleries quickly shows, scant aposthions that are often baggy and seldom tapered.

Circumcision is a rarity in Thailand: Thais, except for a few Muslims from the South, are never put to the ‘knife’. Indeed circumcision is completely unknown in the traditional East – and Thais are very traditional.

Eastern people also have the highest incidence of phimosis, where the foreskin opening is too narrow to retract when erect (or at all) of any ethnic group. A study of young university males in China claimed 15 percent had phimosis against a world median of around 2 percent in adults.

The Japanese take phimosis very seriously, because it’s thought rude to show a cock with the foreskin up, even to one’s girlfriend. Going through LB photo galleries might give the idea that in Thailand, it’s rare to uncover the penis at all, even (or especially) at orgasm. Here’s a word of weird cultural advice – if you ever take a traditional Japanese bath, never get in with foreskin au naturel or you will cause serious offence and probably have the water ladle thrown at your nut.

The Koreans, always averse to things Japanese and perhaps reacting to centuries of colonial invasion have, on the other hand, recently taken to circumcision with a vengeance! Yet whilst Thai LBs seem not to mind any sort of radical gender surgery, often becoming ‘post-ops’ and having their willies sliced and diced, carved and cored into a vagina and labia or breasts and buttocks blown up with silicone and even Adam’s Apples ’shaved’ (ouch) it seems they are averse to any minor operation on a tight foreskin. One told me, ‘It not good but I scared of doctor.’ Now she’s a post-op.

You’ll spot lots of gals in the Captain’s galleries or other ladyboy sites who cannot retract their foreskin or only partially. There is often no cultural basis for surgery in the Orient – Chinese traditional medicine did not, for example, teach surgery at all. Is this the reason some Thais become LBs in their teens, because narrowness of the foreskin opening makes intercourse painful or impossible, and sometimes dangerous? It also means those LBs with phimosis cannot be tops and must take the passive role. Its worth investigating by any sexologist and let me volunteer.

Forced retraction can lead to dangerous swelling and a trip to the emergency room. Famous sufferers include Louis XVI of France, who was unable to make love to Marie Antoinette for many years until he was ’snipped’. His lack of heirs, and the rumour that Marie Antoinette (understandably) chose favours elsewhere made him disliked by the masses that he later had a far more serious condition, losing his other head – to the guillotine.

Is the average tourist aware that the Thai national health service offers free, expensive plastic surgery to repair foreskins damaged in accidents (that darned zipper again!) where every other socialised medical system would just slice the wounded bit off? Or that the Thai language has some half a dozen distinct words for various foreskins at various ages and stages of life?

Whatever, a LB lover will have a wonderful time with the amazingly diverse cocks of Thailand, from the creamy white and pink ones of Chiang Mai to dark and dusky members with heads the colour of ripe plums from Issan or the South – many with teasingly tight openings, novel foreskins and every shape or colour (curved seems almost a fashion and twisted 180 degrees on the axis is not unknown) in between. As was once said of London, when a man tires of the exotically different Thai cocks, he is tired of life.

I have written on this page before about ladyboy Dew, who is from the Deep South of Thailand and who until she took up a job in her home town as a teacher of dance and drama was a regular visitor to my apartment in Bangkok.

Dew loves pornography. To be more specific, she loves to see pictures of young Thai men. Although pornography is illegal in Thailand, there is a thriving underground of Thai porn magazines and videos, as anyone who walks past Patpong or visits the Panthip Plaza IT emporium will be aware.

Much of this material features Thai guys, and some of it gets posted on the internet. Dew knew where to find the websites, and whenever she visited my place it wouldn’t be long before she took over my computer and went surfing. At this point I would be bundled out of the room, on the pretext that she would be emailing friends and reading the Thai newspapers, and that I would get very bored.

I knew what she was up to. The door to the computer room wouldn’t close properly, and after she had shooed me out she would “accidentally” put a chair against it so that I couldn’t walk in unexpectedly. Then she would hurry back to the screen. She didn’t realise that from a certain angle I could see through the crack in the door: I couldn’t see her face but I could see from her waist down.

Finding a batch of pictures she liked, she would tug down her shorts and knickers and start to play with her cock. I would watch as she got it up to full strength, her hand moving faster and faster, culminating in a white spurt that leapt into the air and went all over her belly. I would be sitting innocently reading a book as she sidled past and went into the bathroom to clean up.

I once asked her to show me the type of boy she liked best, and she pointed out a cute looking young guy with floppy hair and a slim and undeniably attractive body. As I’ve said here many times, I have no interest in men: but I could see the attraction.

Dew’s interest in porn is by no means uncommon amongst ladyboys. When I’m taking photographs, when it comes to the wanking sequence I do sometimes get asked if I have any gay magazines that would act as a stimulant. I feel guilty when I say no, and I tell myself I really should get a selection in, but I always forget.

I have found on several occasions that ladyboys actually have porn clips on their mobile phones. They will lay back and watch the clip, and I will hear strange gruntings and other sounds coming from the phone’s earpiece, but as I am standing with my camera waiting for the white spurtings I have never actually seen the visual quality of these clips.

This interest in porn is yet another facet of ladyboy life, which again underlines the strangeness of it all. Genetic girls tend not to have an interest in erotic pictures, but here is a beautiful girl flicking eagerly through photographs of handsome young naked guys. Then she takes out her own cock and gives herself one off the wrist. What could be stranger?

Ladyboys are however not aroused by pictures of other ladyboys. Many times I have shown visitors and models some of the pictures on the site, and they are always interested to see what their friends look like. They especially like to see photos of their friends’ cocks. But the interest is curiousity, not sexual arousal.