the third sex

Two ladyboys decided to use my bedroom as a beauty salon one recent Saturday afternoon. I had just photographed one of them, who had spurted a very nice hot load, and rather than go off home she decided, along with the friend who had arrived with her, to have her hair curled.

She produced electric curling tongs from her bag. “I was going to do at home, you not mind I do here?” she asked.

I said no, please do go ahead and make yourselves comfortable. And so they did. I went back to my computer to edit her photo set, and to make her a CD of the respectable pictures as she had requested (”no ass, no cock, no!”), and with an idle ear I tuned in to the conversation of my two young friends.

It really was like listening to two girls. Fashion, pop stars, movie stars and boys. They had forgotten I was there and so they were uninhibited. One thing that became apparent, however, was that they were far bitchier than genetic girls.

I don’t know to whom they were referring when they spoke about so-and-so having had such an ugly nose-and-chin job. But they made her sound like Mr Punch. I hope she doesn’t turn up for a photoshoot.

I also don’t know who they were speaking about when they described someone else as having a rear end problem after having been gang-banged by three Thai boys. Apparently she had not protested at the time, but next day found it necessary to visit a doctor and will not be physically able to do that again for a few weeks.

On and on went the conversation, and on and on went yours truly, earwigging with increasing glee.

“I see her get changed in bar, I watch take pants down she have very big cock.”

“She have tattoo done on leg but go bad and have to go hospital.”

“She change her hair colour now red but want blond. I think look very bad.”

“Two persons they have to go police station because police catch them with crack.”

“I have friend in Udon, policeman try take her but she suck policeman cock and he let her go.”

I laughed at the last one, and they heard me. Hey, they said, you remember Yoko? Yoko she go Taipei, but just come back Bangkok. This week. She have breast operation now. You want see her again?

Yoko is one of my favourite girls, a real beauty and a thoroughly nice person. The pictures accompanying this blog entry are of Yoko. Pretty girl, yes?